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[napman]

ขอบคุณครับน้า Nap
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I'm not really digging into these stuffs, but since you asked I'll try to forward them here whenever I receive those jokes from friends.
So be ready OK?

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And here we go! hope this is the first time you read this story

Jesus is watching:

A burglar broke into a house one night, He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and
froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,then
clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out he shone his light around frantically looking for the
source of the voice, Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot
"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked,
"I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, Huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of
people would name a bird "Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler
Jesus"